mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

(Source: circumcisions, via notafraidtodream)

‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her. I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain… I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’ ‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’ What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate! I’ve got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don’t want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.

—J.K. Rowling (via likejameslovedlily)

(via lessthan--three)

enelec:

kristakeehus:









I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite


Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE
AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART
AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR
OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”
SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR
I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR
NOOO

enelec:

kristakeehus:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite

Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE

AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR

OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”

SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR

I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR

NOOO

(Source: 0n0, via lessthan--three)

staylurkn:

The biz #kitkat #candy #white #hershey #food #damnsonwheredyoufindthis #veryrare #amazing #netflix #fuck

staylurkn:

The biz #kitkat #candy #white #hershey #food #damnsonwheredyoufindthis #veryrare #amazing #netflix #fuck

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